To Whom It May Concern

Dear Walmart Employee,

I ain't your "hon," but thank you for calling me that when I phoned the supermarket see if you had a 20-foot internet jack in your electronics department.

Usually the phrase is reserved for Southerners.  I work at a call center and have phoned the Bible Belt a number of times.  I am a hon and sweety to plenty of grit-lovin' women east of Texas.

Let's go back to a time when that was okay.  Back to a time before "lol" was cute, we spoke more than we texted, and we weren't afraid to call a large corporation to ask about their supply of internet cords.

Because, let's face it, sometimes Walmart employees are scary.

Love,

Your Hon