1. Get Brad Pitt to fancy me;
2. Reject Brad Pitt, he isn't worth it.
3. Lose 107 pounds so-I-can-fit-into-those-jeans,
4. Post video on Youtube of daughter sneezing;
5. Get 7,818,009 Youtube hits of said sneeze;
6. Exercise 3-4 hours seven days a week.
7. Switch from DoubleStuf Oreos to regular, they're healthier.
Awesome blog! Yes I hate cheese, I don't like milk products except for ice cream. I can't believe you hate chocolate, that is my lifesource! p.s. 3-4 hours of exercise, shoot me now, I can't even do that in a week let alone every day!!
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